Jerry Conlaine: ABORT THE FETAL POSTION
Jerry Conlaine : Well I was a boyscout, you were a boyscout too right Tom?
Tom Marshall: No but I ate a brownie once.
Tom Marshall: I christen this, Duke the second!
[smashes beer bottle on canoe]
River Guide: Thanks
for breaking glass where my kids play.
Billy's Spanish girlfriend rubs herself on his casket]
Dan Mott: Billy's dead and he still has a better chance
of getting laid than I do.
Dan Mott: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...
Jerry
Conlaine: I, for one, choose death.
Del Knox: You boys better get dressed faster 'cause I been up here alone for almost 30 years now.
