Roman: Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.

 

Roman: CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!

Roman: Verone pay ya'll to keep a straight face like that? 'Cause If I was makin' money, shit, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose. How much he pay ya'll anyway? Every time I see ya'll, man, ya'll got the silk shirts on, jewelry, you know, lookin' real Miami. You know? I caught you walkin' up in the club, you got the hamburger meat all hangin' out, you know?

 

Brian O'Connor: They got deep pockets?
Tej: Real deep.
Brian O'Connor: What's up, Suki?
Suki: What's up, Bullet?
Brian O'Connor: What do you say we kick it a nickel?
[Orange Julius rattles off something in Spanish]
Orange Julius: No one said nothing about raising the stakes!
Brian O'Connor: If that's the case, why don't you ask these nice people here to back off the line so you can go home?

 

Roman: Bye, Carter. Don't drop the soap!
Brian O'Connor: You realize that when he gets out, he's gonna kill your ass.
Roman: Yeah, he's not getting out.
[Brian laughs]
Roman: He's not getting out, right?