Farva: License and registration... chicken fucker.

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[Into mic]
Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to farva]
Burger Kid: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents and Look how much you get.
Thorny: look kid he dosen't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litter of cola.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] litter-a-cola? do we sell litter-a-cola?
[to farva]
Burger Kid: what's a litter-a-cola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] litter is French for
[Grabs Burger kid by shirt]
Farva: give me my fucking cola.

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Thorny: Are you okay? 
Stoner: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir? 
Stoner: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
Stoner 2: What'd you say man? 
Stoner: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
Stoner: Ye-ah-s su-ir.

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[As they hand the Captain their pistols]

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA.
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?

[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.

Mac: and that was the second time I got crabs.

Stoner: These Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries